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Dear Jack:

Your neck of the woods is really unique. We love coming there to visit. What's it really like to live in Medicine Park and the Wichita Mountains?

Signed - Jealous as hell.

Dear Jealous:

To be perfectly honest ... it's just a 'lil slice of heaven. But, let's keep that a big secret okay.

Truthfully Jack

 

 

Dear Jack:

What's the deal with daylight savings time? What's your opinion of it? Does it really accomplish anything at all?

Signed - Still adjusting

 

Dear Adjusting:

I can sum that one up with ease. An old and very wise Indian Elder friend of mine once told me "Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket."  'Nuff said.

Truthfully Jack

Dear Jack:

With the recent elections just finishing up - what do you think of our government?

Signed - A curious citizen

 

Dear Citizen:

Just be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

Truthfully Jack

Dear Jack:

What's up with our country's economy? Do you think it'll get better?

Signed - Feeling a pinch

 

Dear Pinch:

We'll show the whole world we're prosperous, even if we have to go broke doin' it.

Truthfully Jack

Dear Jack:

Do you like kids?

Signed - A single parent

 

Dear Parent:

I don't have kids, but when I feel the urge to be paternal - I visit someone who does have kids. That usually gets the notion outta my head. I just think its a shame they gotta grow up to be people someday.

Truthfully Jack

Hey Jack,

Why don't you have anything about the actives in Medicine Park? I have been looking on your site and can't find any information.

Signed - A Parkie!

 

Dear Parkie -

Activities and events in Medicine Park can always be found at www.medicinepark.com. The site is administered by Medicine Park Economic Development Authority (MPEDA). They do a better job at keeping up with current events than an independent can - and that's part of their function. With just one source for event information, there's less chance of crossover "boo-boos." 
Truthfully,
Jack  

 

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